VULVA

bearded clam noun, US, 1965
• He gobbles one beaver and gets promoted.
I’ve ate close to three hundred bearded
clams in my time and never even got a
commendation. —Joseph Wambaugh, The
Choirboys 1975

cooze; coozie noun, US, 1927
the vulva; the female genitals
• She also possesses a truly attractive cunt:
cooze lips which aren’t flappy, crinkly, or
rundown[.] — Anthony Petkovich, The X
Factory 1997

hairburger noun, US, 1971
the vulva, especially in the context of oral sex
• —Eugene Landy, The Underground
Dictionary 1971

hair pie noun, US, 1938
the vulva; oral sex performed on a woman
Also spelt ‘hare’ pie or ‘hairy’ pie.
• You won’t believe it when I tell you I haven’t
seen the old hair pie in twenty-seven years.
—Elmore Leonard, Bandits 1987

muff
noun, UK, 1699
the vulva; a woman as a sex object
• “She’s maybe got more moves than you or
me got.” “That’s because she’s got a pair of
tits and a muff.” —Robert Campbell, Juice
1988