VAGINA

box noun, UK, 1605
the vagina; a woman
• I grabbed her by the shoulders, kissed her,
and right quick from some instinctive sense
shoved my hand right up her dress and
came up with her box shining golden in the
golden sun. —Jack Kerouac, Letter to Neal
Cassady 10th January 1951

chuff noun, UK, 1997
• — Roger’s Profanisaurus December, 1997
clam noun, US, 1916
• I was gobblin’ her clam like it was the last
supper. —Richard Price, The Wanderers
1974

cooch noun, US, 2001
the vagina; sex with a woman
• There are plenty of queer women who work
as porn stars, strippers, and sex workers,
but there are a lot fewer of us willing to fork
over cash for cooch. — The Village Voice 7th
August 2001

fuckhole noun, UK, 1893
• Four young wannabe sex stars get their
nearly cherry fuckholes stretched, slammed,
and jizzed on by big-dicked professional
porn studs in the latest installment of this
raunchy, hot series. —Penthouse Magazine,
The Penthouse Erotic Video Guide 2003

holy of holies noun, US, 1984
• Look, maybe your method of massage
differs from mine, but touchin’ his lady’s
feet, and stickin’ your tongue in her holyiest
of holyies, ain’t the same ballpark, ain’t the
same league, ain’t even the same fuckin’
sport. — Pulp Fiction 1994

honeypot noun, US, 1958
Recorded as rhyming slang for TWAT (the vagina) It
certainly rhymes, but must surely be influenced –
if not inspired – by senses that are conventional,
figurative and slang. Found once in the UK in
1719, and then in general slang usage with
‘Candy’.
• “Now I am inserting the member,” he
explained, as he parted the tender
quavering lips of the pink honeypot and
allowed his stout member to be drawn
slowly into the seething thermal pudding of
the darling girl. —Terry Southern, Candy
1958

minge noun, UK, 1903
From the Latin mingere (to urinate) and the
mistaken belief that urine passes through the
vagina.
• If nothing else, most women will feel they
have cut their losses if you get down there
and lick her minge! —Richard Herring,
Talking Cock 2003

quim noun, UK, 1735
the vagina; used objectively as a collective noun
for women, especially sexually available women
• With his pal filling her quim and Butler’s
dick sliding in and out of her luscious lips,
Kari gets a heaping helping of the living
needle from both ends at once. — Adult
Video August/September, 1986

twat noun, UK, 1656
• I just love the sound of a bird with a posh
accent bellowing obscenities as I batter her
twat with my love truncheon. —Stewart
Home, Sex Kick [britpulp] 1999