sex slang

nadgers [slang]

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nadgers noun
the testicles UK, 1998
Possibly deriving from ‘gonads’, and with a
similarity to KNACKERS, ‘nadgers’ was an all-
purpose nonsense word used by the radio
comedy series The Goon Show during the
1950s.
• The Pole chose to knock Bowe out by
hitting him in the nadgers with a
punishing three-punch salvo. — FHM
June, 2003

nads [slang]

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nads noun
the testicles US, 1964
From ‘gonads’.
• [T]o protect the innocent – ie, his newly
shackled nads from the wrath of his
young bride. — FHM June, 2003

nail

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nail verb
to have sex US, 1957
• Name me one chick in our senior class
that Rick Derris didn’t nail, for Christ’s
sake. — Chasing Amy 1997

na-na’s [slang]

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na-na’s noun
the female breasts US, 2005
• Maddy shows off an extremely fluffy
muff as her kissy sissy nuzzles her
na-nas. —Mr. Skin, Mr. Skin’s
Skincyclopedia 2005

nanny [slang]

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nanny noun
a prostitute who will, by arrangement, dress
and treat a client as an infant UK, 2003
• —Caroline Archer, Tart Cards 2003

nappy dugout [slang]

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nappy dugout noun
(of a black woman) the vagina US, 1998
• There’s [a...] “wee wee,” “horsespot,”
“nappy dugout,” “mongo[”.] —Eve
Ensler, The Vagina Monologues 1998

nards [slang]

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nards noun
the male genitals US, 1970
• [F]reezing my nards off every weekend.
—Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa
Book 1989

nasty [slang]

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nasty noun
1 the vagina NEW ZEALAND, 1998
A usage that calls to mind Grose’s definition
of C**T – ‘a nasty name for a nasty thing’.
• —David McGill, David McGill’s
Complete Kiwi Slang Dictionary 1998
2 the penis AUSTRALIA, 1971
• He’s flashin’ his flamin’ nasty!!!
—Barry Humphries, Bazza Pulls It Off!
1971
< do the nasty
3 to have sex US, 1977
A squeamish euphemism applied in a
jocular manner.
• “He really dating your grandma? [...]
Think they did the nasty?” I almost ran
the car up on the sidewalk. “No! Yuck!”
—Janet Evanovich, Seven Up 2001

nasty [slang]

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nasty adjective
sexy, attractive, appealing; sluttish US, 1995
• And they’re Nasty, the kind of girls who
want their tasty butts spanked before
they drink cum! —Peter Sotos, Index
1996

nasty-nasty [slang]

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nasty-nasty noun
sex US, 1993
• —Judi Sanders, Faced and Faded,
Hanging to Hurl 1993

nates

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nates noun
the buttocks US, 1993
• —J.R. Schwartz, The Official Guide to
the Best Cat Houses in Nevada 1993:
‘Sex glossary’

naughty [slang]

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naughty verb
to have sex AUSTRALIA, 1961
• —Harry Orsman, A Dictionary of
Modern New Zealand Slang 1999

naughty Nazi salute [slang]

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naughty Nazi salute noun
the fully erect penis UK, 2003
A parallel with the arm raised stiffly from
the body at a similar angle.
• For most of us, failure to execute the
naughty Nazi salute is an ego-crushing
disaster[.] —Richard Herring, Talking
Cock 2003

Navy cake [slang]

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Navy cake noun
homosexual anal sex US, 1964
• — Anon, King Smut’s Wet Dreams
Interpreted 1978

nay-nays [slang]

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nay-nays noun
a woman’s breasts US, 1967
• You know, in the backs of those “Fun
Shops,” you’ll see guys looking through
racks and racks of pictures of ladies’
nay-nays wrapped in cellophane.
—Lenny Bruce, The Essential Lenny
Bruce 1967

neat [slang]

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neat adjective + adverb
(said of sex) without a condom US, 1997
• I am totally shocked, let me tell you,
that you fucked him neat. Just because
he doesn’t understand condoms
—Ethan Morden, Some Men Are
Lookers 1997

necro [slang]

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necro noun
a necrophile US, 1987
• — Maledicta Summer/Winter,
1986–1987: ‘Sexual slang: prostitutes,
pedophiles, flagellators, transvestites,
and necrophiles’

needledick [slang]

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needledick noun
a small, thin penis; a man so equipped US,
1970
• You paddy motherfuckers never make
me feel nothin’ with yo’ needle dicks.
—Joseph Wambaugh, The New
Centurions 1970

needle-dicked [slang]

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needle-dicked adjective
endowed with a small penis UK, 1995
• [F]or some reason the idea of circle
jerking [participating in group male
masturbation] with a needle-dicked
lard-arse didn’t appeal. —Kitty
Churchill, Thinking of England 1995

nerps [slang]

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nerps noun
the female breasts US, 2005
• Little Nel shows her not-so-little nerps
with Roger Daltrey and Ringo Starr.
—Mr. Skin, Mr. Skin’s Skincyclopedia
2005

Niagara Falls; niagaras [slang]

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Niagara Falls; niagaras noun
the testicles UK, 1943
Rhyming slang.
• I’d like to believe that coming upon me
in the boudoir nakedly inspecting the
Niagaras of another man had sent
a sudden rush of jealousy coursing
through his veins[.] —Kitty Churchill,
Thinking of England 1995

niggle [slang]

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niggle verb
to have sex US, 1962
• —Joseph E. Ragen and Charles Finston
Inside the World’s Toughest Prison
1962: ‘Penitentiary and underworld
glossary’

niner [slang]

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niner noun
an erect penis that is nine inches long UK,
1997
• I reckon it’s gorra be ’eading for a
niner. maybe a bit more. And ’e’s got
a massive bell end. —Colin Butts, Is
Harry on the Boat? 1997

ninety-six [slang]

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ninety-six noun
reciprocal anal sex US, 1949
• — Anon., The Gay Girl’s Guide 1949

ninny [slang]

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ninny noun
the vagina or vulva BAHAMAS, 1982
• —John A. Holm, Dictionary of
Bahamian English 1982

nip [slang]

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nip noun
a nipple, especially a woman’s US, 1965
The nickname given to the character Elaine
Benes (played by Julia Louis-Dreyfus) on
Seinfeld (NBC, 1990–98) after a snapshot
that she took for a Christmas card showed
a breast nipple.
• She was a healthy-looking bitch,
a jogger type with a great rack ...
a couple of real pointers. And I’m not
talking about a bra with rubber nipples
I’m talking about a pair of honest-to-
Christ pointed nips that must have
weighed as much as silver dollars.
—Gerald Petievich, To Die in Beverly
Hills 1983

nippers [slang]

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nippers noun
the female breasts US, 1968
• —Collin Baker et al., College
Undergraduate Slang Study Conducted
at Brown University 1968

nippie [slang]

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nippie noun
the nipple UK, 1997
• Because I want to lick your chocolate
button nippies. — Bernadine Evaristo,
Lara 1997

nip slip [slang]

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nip slip noun
a photograph revealing at least a part of
a woman’s nipple US, 2004
The premise is that the reveal is accidental;
major usage of the term on Internet photo-
graph sites.
• Now that some of the initial shock of
the Jackson nip slip is over, she said:
“The audience decided they wanted to
see these artists.” — Daily News
(New York) 26th February 2004

nitty-clitty [slang]

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nitty-clitty noun
oral sex on a woman US, 1975
• [G]et down to the nitty-clitty. —Xaviera
Hollander, The Best Part of a Man
1975

nixies [slang]

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nixies noun
a female undergarment with a cut-out
crotch permitting vaginal sex while
otherwise clothed US, 1978
• — Anon., King Smut’s Wet Dreams
Interpreted 1978

nob [slang]

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nob noun
the penis UK, 1961
• Cheryl’s just been looking at men’s
nobs. —Caroline Aherne and Craig
Cash, The Royle Family 1999

nonce [slang]

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nonce noun
a sex offender; a child-molester; a pervert
UK, 1975
• You sick fucking nonce. They’re only
kids and you want to bum them.
— John King, Human Punk 2000

noodle [slang]

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noodle noun
the penis US, 1975
• “You’re just not getting enough?”
“None! I got a limp noodle,”
he whispered. —Joseph Wambaugh,
The Glitter Dome 1981

nook [slang]

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nook noun
the vagina US, 1973
• Then Dove clasped her breasts and
began to ease his sweeper into her
hairless nook[.] —D.M. Perkins, Deep
Throat 1973

nook and cranny [slang]

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nook and cranny noun
the buttocks, the backside; the vagina UK,
1979
Rhyming slang for FANNY .
• You can’t roll that tobacco, it’s as dry
as a nun’s nook & cranny. —Ray
Puxley, Cockney Rabbit 1992

nookie; nooky [slang]

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nookie; nooky noun
the vagina; hence a woman as a sex object;
sexual intercourse US, 1928
• “Well,” said Mona, grinning at him,
“a little nookie does you a world of
good.” —Armistead Maupin, Tales of
the City 1978

nooky-nooky [slang]

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nooky-nooky noun
sex US, 1974
• Man, a whole lot of men have pulled
time without digging another man’s
behind and I’d better get my mind on
something else beside nooky-nooky.
—Piri Thomas, Seven Long Times 1974

nooner [slang]

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nooner noun
a bout of sex at about noon US, 1973
• “Nooners, for Christ sake?” I said.
“Coop, I’m middle-aged.” —George V.
Higgins, Penance for Jerry Kennedy
1985

noonies [slang]

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noonies noun
the male genitals UK, 2006
British Indian (Hindi) urban slang.
• Relax, blud, not everybody b walkin
round checkin out other guys’ noonies
da way u do, batty boy. —Gautam
Malkani, Londonstani 2006

nosh [slang]

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nosh noun
an act of oral sex on a man or, perhaps,
a woman UK, 2001
• One thing I cannot stand is a girl
looking up at us while she’s giving us
a nosh. —Kevin Sampson, Outlaws
2001

nosh [slang]

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nosh verb
to perform oral sex UK, 1998
• Elaine stubbed her fag out and sunk
under the duvet to nosh amicably on
his morning glory. —Garry Bushell,
The Face 2001

nozzle [slang]

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nozzle noun
the penis US, 1994
• She sandwiches your nozzle between
her tits, massaging it with a slow
rhythm. — Bunker 13 (excerpted in ‘The
Guardian’ under the headline ‘The Bad
Sex award shortlisted passages’) 4th
December 2003

nub [slang]

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nub noun
the clitoris UK, 2002
• I was far too horrified by their sordid
tales of throbbing love muscles and
red-hot nubs of womanly passion.
— Helen Hastings, Are Friends Electra
[Inappropriate Behaviour] 2002

nubbin [slang]

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nubbin noun
1 the clitoris UK, 2004
Making ‘rubbin’ the nubbin’ female
masturbation.
• —Michelle Baker and Steven Tropiano,
Queer Facts 2004
2 the penis US, 1968
• —Erica Orloff and JoAnne Baker, Dirty
Little Secrets 2001

nubbins [slang]

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nubbins noun
the female breasts US, 2005
• Ample nubbins and side nudity when
Angela removes her top and pops onto
her guy. —Mr. Skin, Mr. Skin’s
Skincyclopedia 2005

nudger [slang]

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nudger noun
the penis UK, 1984
• Did anyone ever find out what
happened? To his knob, like? Why it
was all mangled like that? [...] Some
sheep playing hard to get. Snapped
out at the end of is nudger. —Niall
Griffiths, Sheepshagger 2001

nudie [slang]

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nudie noun
a performance or film featuring naked
women but no sexual activity US, 1935
• Usually the “nudies,” in contrast to
the old-fashioned sun-bathing, nudist
colony, sex-exploitation stuff, have a
male actor as the central subject or
star. —Michael Milner, Sex on Celluloid
1964

nuggets [slang]

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nuggets noun
the testicles US, 1963
• Eyes like cold yellow stone at Mark, a
regular Sonny Liston prefight hoodoo
glare that would sizzle your average
bleeding-heart radical’s nuggets to a
crisp. —John Sayles, Union Dues 1977

nugs [slang]

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nugs noun
female breasts US, 1994
• —Judi Sanders, Mashing and
Munching in Ames 1994

num-nums [slang]

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num-nums noun
the female breasts US, 1993
• —J.R. Schwartz, The Official Guide to
the Best Cat Houses in Nevada 1993:
‘Sex glossary’

nunga [slang]

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nunga noun
the penis AUSTRALIA, 1971
• —Barry Humphries, Bazza Pulls It Off!
1971

nunga-muncher [slang]

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nunga-muncher noun
a person who performs oral sex on men
AUSTRALIA, 1971
• [P]om [British] sheilahs [women] are
generally speaking – real bonzer
nunga-munchers. —Barry Humphries,
Bazza Pulls It Off! 1971

nurds [slang]

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nurds noun
the testicles US, 1981
• — Maledicta Summer/Winter, 1981:
‘Five years and 121 dirty words later’

nut [slang]

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nut noun

1 an act of sexual intercourse; sex as an
activity US, 1991
Extending back from NUT (an orgasm).
• Nut one, nut two, nut four, five, six / I
lost the third nut in the mix – fuck it!
—NWA Findum, Fuckum & Flee 1991
2 an orgasm, especially of a male US, 1968
• It’s not what you think. It won’t take but
five minutes for the guy to reach a nut.
I mean, it’s like takin’ candy from a baby.
—Donald Goines, Daddy Cool 1974
3 semen US, 1991
• Back up bitch unless you want nut in
your eye —NWA Findum, Fuckum &
Flee 1991
4 the female breast UK, 2002
Usually in the plural.
• Her giving it the tart thing, orange hair,
big nuts, glasses. — The Guardian 10th
April 2002

nut [slang]

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nut verb
1 to have sex US, 1971
• —Eugene Landy, The Underground
Dictionary 1971
2 to orgasm, especially of a male US, 1999
• get yo’ nails out my back / Slut I’m
bout to nut —Dr. Dre Housewife 1999

nut nectar [slang]

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nut nectar noun
semen US, 1996
• SHE DRINKS THE FRESH NUT NECTAR
DOWN HER THROAT. — Peter Sotos,
Index 1996

nuts [slang]

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nuts noun
1 the testicles; the scrotum US, 1863
• If another one of these chairs hits me
in the nuts, I’m gonna go postal.
— Austin Powers 1999
< get your nuts off
2 to ejaculate US, 1932
• One of them noticed the hunchback
and gave a derisive snort: “Wha’cha
doin’, Mac – gittin’ yer nuts off?”
—Terry Southern, Candy 1958

nymphet [slang]

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nymphet noun
a sexually attractive, or sexually
adventurous, young girl UK, 1999
First applied to a real, as opposed to mythic,
creature by Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita, 1955.
• The thrilling Birgit Nilsson, as the titular
necrophiliac nymphet [Salome], is a
ravening animal. — The Guardian 5th
September 1999

nut sack [slang]

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nut sack noun
the scrotum US, 1971
• You can pull my nutsack up over my
dick, so it looks like a bullfrog. —Kevin
Smith, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
2001

Mistakes Men Make During Sex

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1) NOT KISSING FIRST
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the
erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by
the hour and trying to get your money's worth by
cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is
the Ultimate form of foreplay.

2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this.
Well, there's a difference between being erotic and
blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles
on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.

3) NOT SHAVING
You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your
chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's
face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to
side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.

4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST
Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for
ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke,
caress, and smooth them.

5) BITING HER NIPPLES
Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then! clamp
down like they're trying to deflate her body via her
breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't
stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently.
Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending
they're a dogie toy isn't.

6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES
Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples
between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a
radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole
breasts, not just the exclamation points.

7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY
A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs:
Breast-ville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel.
There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored
far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown
Vagina. So start paying them some attention.

8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED
Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can
result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're
going to be that aggressive, just ask her! to take the
damn things off.

9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT
Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore
it, you store it.

10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS
Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers
along side of the clitoris.

11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK
Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you
stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell
she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.

12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look
when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her
head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's
toy.

13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY
Stroking her gently through her panties can be very
sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and
yanking it back and forth is not.

14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA
Although most men can find the clitoris without ma! ps,
they still believe that the vagina is where it's all
at. No sooner is your hand down there than you're
trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is
OK in principle, but if you're not careful, it can
hurt - so don't get carried away. It's best to pay
more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her
vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her
and see if she likes it.

15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY
You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing
massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips
are OK; elbows and knees are not.

16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY
Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at
least made some move toward getting your stuff off,
even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons.

17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST
A man in socks and underpants is a at his worst. Lose
the socks first.

18) GOING TOO FAST
When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the
worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial
power tool -she'll soon feel like an assembly-line
worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up
slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts.

19) GOING TOO HARD
If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her
thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of
horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.

20) COMING TOO SOON
Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you
see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a
backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.

21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH
It may appear to you that humping for an hour without
climaxing is the mark of a Sexxxx god, but to her it's
more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy
some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to
hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man.

22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME
You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make
noise. But if you really! y don't know, don't ask

23) PERFORMING ORAL Sexxxx TOO GENTLY
Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get
your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating
or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.

24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN
Men persist in doing this until she's
eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very
swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's
about three steps from being dragged to a cave by
their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use
yours; try talking seductively to her.

25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX
Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not
everybody likes it. When she's performing oral Sexxxx,
warn her before you come so she can do what's
necessary.

26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO
Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during
fellatio. You just lie there. And don't grab her head.

27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES
In X-rated movies, women ! seem to love it when men
ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more
laundry to do.

28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES
Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting
while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her
gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like
the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.

29) ATTEMPTING ANAL Sexxxx & PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
This is how men earn a reputation for not being able
to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask
her first. And don't think that being drunk is an
excuse.

30) TAKING PICTURES
When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll
hear the words"__to show my buddies." At least let her
have custody of them.

31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH
Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her
back to pouring honey on her and licking it off.
Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy
props; hot candle wax and ! permanent dye are a no no.

32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS
There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a
belching contest.

33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES
If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but
unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too
ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner
with snapped hamstrings.

34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE
Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for
men because they have a prostate. Women don't.

35) GIVING LOVE BITES
It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on
the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No
woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty
scarves for weeks on end.

36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS
Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a
megaphone. It's not a big turn-on.

37) TALKING DIRTY
It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor
calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll
let you know

38) ! NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES
You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you
get it right, and she might even do the same for you.

39) SQUASHING HER
Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on
her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.

40) THANKING HER
Never thank a woman for having Sexxxx with you. Your
bedroom is not a soup kitchen.

oats [slang]

2009-07-18T05:52:00.002-07:00

oats noun
sexual gratification UK, 1923
• [S]logging all the way across the old
Channel every weekend, just to get
your oats. —Mike Stott, Soldiers
Talking, Cleanly 1978

octopus [slang]

2009-07-18T05:52:00.001-07:00

octopus noun
a sexually aggressive boy US, 1932
• — American Speech December, 1963:
‘American Indian student slang’

ofer; o-for [slang]

2009-07-18T05:52:00.000-07:00

ofer; o-for adjective
used to describe a male pornography
performer who either cannot achieve an
erection or cannot ejaculate when needed
US, 1995
Borrowing from sports lingo, identifying the
performer as “oh” (zero) for however many
tries.
• — Adult Video News September, 1995

OK Corral [slang]

2009-07-18T05:36:00.023-07:00

OK Corral noun
a group of men masturbating while
watching a female US, 2002
An extrapolation of the GUN DOWN image,
alluding to the site of a famous American
gun battle in 1881.
• —Gary K. Farlow, Prison-ese 2002

Oklahoma toothbrush [slang]

2009-07-18T05:36:00.022-07:00

Oklahoma toothbrush noun
the penis US, 1994
In Oklahoma, known as a ‘Texas
toothbrush’.
• —Michael Dalton Johnson, Talking
Trash with Redd Foxx 1994

old bill [slang]

2009-07-18T05:36:00.021-07:00

old bill noun
the penis UK, 1998
• My old bill’s up and pointing at me
again now. —J.J. Connolly, Layer Cake
2000

old chap [slang]

2009-07-18T05:36:00.020-07:00

old chap noun
the penis UK, 1992
• “I’ve shagged some fucking mingers in
my time, but I’d rather put a cheese-
grater over my knees and crawl around
in vinegar than put my old chap...”
Before Greg could finish, Arabella had
run off in tears. —Colin Butts, Is Harry
Still on the Boat? 2003

old-fashioned [slang]

2009-07-18T05:36:00.019-07:00

old-fashioned noun
conventional vaginal intercourse US, 1971
• A “flat-backer” who offers only coitus
(“old-fashioned” or “straight”) is likely
to lose customers. —Charles Winick,
The Lively Commerce 1971

old fellow [slang]

2009-07-18T05:36:00.018-07:00

old fellow noun
the penis AUSTRALIA, 1968
• When she takes off her clothes it’ll
make the ol’ feller stand up. —Dorothy
Hewett, The Chapel Perilous 1972

old gent [slang]

2009-07-18T05:36:00.017-07:00

old gent noun
the penis UK, 2000
• [M]y old gent’s getting twitchy at the
very thought[.] —J.J. Connolly, Layer
Cake 2000

old grinder [slang]

2009-07-18T05:36:00.016-07:00

old grinder noun
a promiscuous woman UK, 2000
• Fuck me, what an old grinder. He
knobbed it as well. —John King,
Human Punk 2000

old Joe [slang]

2009-07-18T05:36:00.015-07:00

old Joe noun
any sexually transmitted infection US, 1967
• —Dale Gordon, The Dominion Sex
Dictionary 1967

old man [slang]

2009-07-18T05:36:00.014-07:00

old man noun
the penis UK, 1984
• He’d balance six half crowns along the
length of his “old man”. —Lenny
McLean, The Guv’nor 1998

omo [slang]

2009-07-18T05:36:00.013-07:00

omo; OMO adjective
used for signalling that a woman’s husband
is not at home UK, 1995
OMO™ is an established branded soap
powder.
• As soon as a battalion was away over
the water, all the singlies were straight
over to check out the wives. Boxes of
OMO appeared in the windows to
advertise Old Man Out. I didn’t find it
funny. None of the married blokes did.
—Andy McNab, Immediate Action 1995

one-eye [slang]

2009-07-18T05:36:00.012-07:00

one-eye noun
the penis US, 1961
• When a woman looks you straight in
the one-eye and says, “There’s no way
you’re putting that near my
tradesman’s,” she is really saying,
“You’re huge!” — GQ July, 2001

one-eyed snake [slang]

2009-07-18T05:36:00.011-07:00

one-eyed snake noun
the penis US, 2001
• Once he [St Augustine] tucked the old
one-eyed snake away for good,
he wrote about his experiences[.]
—Erica Orloff and JoAnn Baker, Dirty
Little Secrets 2001

one off the wrist [slang]

2009-07-18T05:36:00.010-07:00

one off the wrist; quick one off the wrist
noun
(of a male) an act of masturbation UK, 1973
• And he started to shave / And have
one off the wrist / And want to see
girls / And go out and get pissed[.]
—Monty Python Brian Song 1979

one over the pocket [slang]

2009-07-18T05:36:00.009-07:00

one over the pocket noun
a woman who is easily available for sex UK,
2002
Adopted from snooker terminology.
• She’s definitely one over the pocket
this aul’ fox. —Kevin Sampson,
Clubland 2002

one-shot wonder [slang]

2009-07-18T05:36:00.008-07:00

one-shot wonder noun
a man who is unable to achieve a second
erection within a short time after orgasm
UK, 1997
• Sorry, darling. I’m a one-shot wonder.
You’re not going to get any life out of
this for a while. —Colin Butts, Is Harry
on the Boat? 1997

one-way [slang]

2009-07-18T05:36:00.007-07:00

one-way adjective
heterosexual US, 1964
• —Roger Blake, The American Dictionary
of Sexual Terms 1964

one-woman show [slang]

2009-07-18T05:36:00.006-07:00

one-woman show noun
(of a female) an act of masturbation US,
2001
• —Erica Orloff and JoAnn Baker, Dirty
Little Secrets 2001

oo-ah [slang]

2009-07-18T05:36:00.005-07:00

oo-ah verb
(used of a woman) to sit or lie with legs
spread immodestly NORFOLK ISLAND, 1992
• —Beryl Nobbs Palmer, A Dictionary of
Norfolk Words and Usages 1992

orbit [slang]

2009-07-18T05:36:00.004-07:00

orbit verb
to engage in oral sex US, 1985
• — American Speech Spring, 1985:
‘The language of singles bars’

orchestra stalls; orchestras; orchestrals; orks [slang]

2009-07-18T05:36:00.003-07:00

orchestra stalls; orchestras; orchestrals; orks
noun
the testicles UK, 1979
Rhyming slang for BALLS, based on the front
seating in a theatre auditorium. Probably
late C19 or early C20 but not recorded until
1960.
• [A]ll body-hugging Lycra and a
butcher’s [look] at the orchestrals for
the ladies. —Andrew Nickolds, Back to
Basics 1994

organ grinding [slang]

2009-07-18T05:36:00.002-07:00

organ grinding noun
sex US, 1972
• We never had another around-the-clock
drunken marathon, but we did a good
bit of organ grinding. —Robert Byrne,
McGoorty 1972

orgy room [slang]

2009-07-18T05:36:00.001-07:00

orgy room noun
a room designated for group sex US, 1969
• These bars generally consist of a large
open space containing a bar and dance
floor, and a connected “sex room” or
“orgy room” where men practice homo
sexual sexual acts on each other.
— The Knapp Commission Report on
Police Corruption 1972

Oriental dancer [slang]

2009-07-18T05:36:00.000-07:00

Oriental dancer noun
in circus and carnival usage, a sexually
explicit female dancer US, 1981
• —Don Wilmeth, The Language of
American Popular Entertainment 1981

orphan Annie; orphan [slang]

2009-07-18T05:35:00.001-07:00

orphan Annie; orphan noun
the vagina UK, 1998
Rhyming slang for FANNY formed from the
character Little Orphan Annie, intoduced to
the US in comic strip form in 1924, but bes
known to British audiences from Annie the
stage-musical, 1977, and film, 1982.
• [A]void it like an infected orphan.
—Ray Puxley, Fresh Rabbit 1998

outlaw [slang]

2009-07-18T05:35:00.000-07:00

outlaw noun
a prostitute working without the services of
a pimp US, 1935
• I don’t tell them other bitzes this, but
being a lone outlaw in this life, with
the johnlaws up one side an the pimps
down the other, everybody mouth-
waterin for a taste – well you catchin
too much mogo at once[.] —Robert
Gover, JC Saves 1968

oyster [slang]

2009-07-18T05:31:00.000-07:00

oyster noun
the vagina UK, 1707
• Flap dancin’ I call it [lap dancing] ’cos
if you’re lucky they give you the full
two sets of fanny lips even though they
in’t s’posed to[...] You can’t get no
bearded clam with your oysters, no
way! —Ben Elton, High Society 2002

early morn [slang]

2009-07-17T10:06:00.006-07:00

early morn noun
the erect penis UK, 1992
Rhyming slang for HORN.
• — Ray Puxley, Cockney Rabbit 1992

easy rider [slang]

2009-07-17T10:06:00.005-07:00

easy rider noun
a pimp US, 1914
• —Robert A. Wilson, Playboy’s Book of
Forbidden Words 1972

eat [slang]

2009-07-17T10:06:00.004-07:00

eat verb
1 to perform oral sex US, 1916
• There is the type who likes to eat his
woman up after you get through piling
her. — Eldridge Cleaver, Soul on Ice
1968

eat cock [slang]

2009-07-17T10:06:00.003-07:00

eat cock
2 to perform oral sex on a man US, 1948
• meet her 2 weeks later & drive her
(Joy is name) to Sacramento to a
whorehouse & she’s there now –
whoring & eating cock – the bitch.
—Neal Cassady, Neal Cassady
Collected Letters 1944–1967 16th June
1948: Letter to Jack Kerouac

eat cunt [slang]

2009-07-17T10:06:00.002-07:00

eat cunt
3 to perform oral sex on a woman US, 1972
• They claim they don’t like girls, but
when I get to eating their cunts, they
love it. —Roger Blake, What you always
wanted to know about porno-movies
1972

eat dick [slang]

2009-07-17T10:06:00.001-07:00

eat dick
4 to perform oral sex on a man US, 1988
• Instead of making him eat dick, the
other prisoners kept out of his way
right from the beginning. —Gerald
Petievich, Shakedown 1988

eat dim sum [slang]

2009-07-17T10:06:00.000-07:00

eat dim sum
5 to take the passive role in anal
intercourse UK, 2003
Rhyming slang for ‘take it up the bum’.
• Every time we go to bed she wants to
eat dim sum. —Bodmin Dark, Dirty
Cockney Rhyming Slang 2003

eat face [slang]

2009-07-17T10:00:00.009-07:00

eat face
6 to kiss in a sustained and passionate
manner US, 1966
• —Andy Anonymous, A Basic Guide to
Campusology 1966

eat from the bushy plate [slang]

2009-07-17T10:00:00.008-07:00

eat from the bushy plate
7 to engage in oral sex on a woman UK,
2001
• WHILE AT THE EARLY STAGES OF A
RELASHUNSHIP U IZ PROBABLY UP FOR
EATING FROM DE BUSHY PLATE.
—Sacha Baron-Cohen, Da Gospel
According to Ali G 2001